“The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation”

By: Author Raul MarinhoPosted on
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Vejam a seguir as 33 maiores mentiras da aviação, que o nosso amigo Beto Arcaro indicou:

I’m from the FAA [ANAC] and I’m here to help you.
Me? I’ve never busted minimums.
We will be on time, maybe even early.
Pardon me, ma’am, I seem to have lost my jet keys.
I have no interest in flying for the airlines. [Também conhecido como “as uvas estavam verdes”]
I fixed it right the first time, it must have failed for other reasons.
All that turbulence spoiled my landing. [Um clássico de aeroclube]
I’m a member of the mile high club.
I only need glasses for reading. [Um cássico do HASP]
I broke out right at minimums. [Muitas nuvens lêem as cartas de aproximação para não excederem os mínimos, isso já está provado!]
The weather is gonna be alright; it’s clearing to VFR.
Don’t worry about the weight and balance — it’ll fly. [Até uma pedra voa por algum tempo após ser lançada…]
If we get a little lower I think we’ll see the lights. [Sim, vai dar para ver bastante luz (e calor)]
I’m 22, got 6000 hours, a four year degree and 3000 hours in a Lear.
We shipped the part yesterday.
I’d love to have a woman co-pilot.
All you have to do is follow the book.
This plane outperforms the book by 20 percent.
We in aviation are overpaid, under worked and well respected.
Oh sure, no problem, I’ve got over 2000 hours in that aircraft.
I have 5000 hours total time, 3200 are actual instrument.
No need to look that up, I’ve got it all memorized.
Sure I can fly it — it has wings, doesn’t it?
We’ll be home by lunchtime.
Your plane will be ready by 2 o’clock.
I’m always glad to see the FAA [ANAC].
We fly every day — we don’t need recurrent training.
It just came out of annual — how could anything be wrong?
I thought YOU took care of that.
I’ve got the field in sight. [Até Steve Wonder fala isso…]
I’ve got the traffic in sight. [E o Ray Charles também falava…]
Of course I know where we are.
I’m SURE the gear was down.

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  1. A unica que soa verdadeira, hoje em dia, eh a da “raposa e as uvas verdes”. Entendo que essa afirmacao classica vem do tempo em que havia verdadeiras companhias aereas (tive a oportunidade de voar em algumas delas) e antes que as atuais se transformassem em jardins-da-infancia e creches tamanho familia, com avioes que sao mais vistos como trens ou onibus alados, passageiros sao chamados de “clientes”, o servico de bordo eh algo mais horripilante do que lanche de rodoviaria, e nem vou falar nos salarios e condicoes de trabalho, para nao estragar o dia de todos…

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